Post I – They speak to me
Students,
So as I sit in my Reading Strategies in English exam watching (and listening) to my hard-working students minds ticking over, my own mind wanders and the head voices start talking again...
Id.
Ego, honey, you better provide some answers ‘cos I’m fittin’ to squash this shit! Xmas Eve was when my thing last went ding-a-ling and I want to put another ‘s’ in exercise. And no, a rude-arse dream in the Saraburi Hell HotelTM does not count for real-life arse. The horror. The horror. Bring it! Iiiiii.
Ego.
Get a grip n(a)gger and buckle up your overalls… HUNTING the bone will lead you to nowhere but a museum of relics. Yes, I’m talking troll-like farangs with bald spot and fat cartoon body… So let’s stick with the brown skins and come up with good options. Then you can come down. Then you can come. There’s:
#1. And Mr. did you think him #1! Action Man. What’s not to love? H-O-T body (check), regular texts (check), money (cheque.)
So as I sit in my Reading Strategies in English exam watching (and listening) to my hard-working students minds ticking over, my own mind wanders and the head voices start talking again...
Id.
Ego, honey, you better provide some answers ‘cos I’m fittin’ to squash this shit! Xmas Eve was when my thing last went ding-a-ling and I want to put another ‘s’ in exercise. And no, a rude-arse dream in the Saraburi Hell HotelTM does not count for real-life arse. The horror. The horror. Bring it! Iiiiii.
Ego.
Get a grip n(a)gger and buckle up your overalls… HUNTING the bone will lead you to nowhere but a museum of relics. Yes, I’m talking troll-like farangs with bald spot and fat cartoon body… So let’s stick with the brown skins and come up with good options. Then you can come down. Then you can come. There’s:
#1. And Mr. did you think him #1! Action Man. What’s not to love? H-O-T body (check), regular texts (check), money (cheque.)
Erm… maybe TOO good-looking so probably a player (takes #1 to know #1), and busy in Bangkok.
#2. The boy. Student (not mine.) Murder on the dancefloor = killer in the bedroom. Triangle possibilities as possible boyfriend already (whom you went through to get to him – naughty!) May mean drive-by death possibility due to Thai’s crazy-inducing angst rock music tendencies and crazy gun-toting tendencies.
#3. The older man. Haha yes – makes you feel young after recent ‘day that shall not be named’. Tarzan-lookalike, Olympic energy… Cons: may be conning. 35 and no English. 35 = wife possibility.
So. Pick and mix. Over to you….
Superego.
Ok. As you know I go both ways. I have another option. One word. Massage...
The Thais do it so well. Just put yourself in the hands of that handy masseuse again and you will forget your cares and your clothes. It’s not wrong that you help him jerk for work. TLC (To like cock) is not bad. It’s good. Be a man. Put your money where your mouth is.
Comments? Questions? Class you may be excused.
Homework: Help teacher get ‘A’.
#2. The boy. Student (not mine.) Murder on the dancefloor = killer in the bedroom. Triangle possibilities as possible boyfriend already (whom you went through to get to him – naughty!) May mean drive-by death possibility due to Thai’s crazy-inducing angst rock music tendencies and crazy gun-toting tendencies.
#3. The older man. Haha yes – makes you feel young after recent ‘day that shall not be named’. Tarzan-lookalike, Olympic energy… Cons: may be conning. 35 and no English. 35 = wife possibility.
So. Pick and mix. Over to you….
Superego.
Ok. As you know I go both ways. I have another option. One word. Massage...
The Thais do it so well. Just put yourself in the hands of that handy masseuse again and you will forget your cares and your clothes. It’s not wrong that you help him jerk for work. TLC (To like cock) is not bad. It’s good. Be a man. Put your money where your mouth is.
Comments? Questions? Class you may be excused.
Homework: Help teacher get ‘A’.
x Teacher
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